The Fish That Couldn't Swim
tastefullyoffensive:

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unovachampion:

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givemeinternet:

The truth behind nurse joy

givemeinternet:

The truth behind nurse joy

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so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.

allways-intoxicated:

n0dlove:

willinoise:

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^lil playa~~

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so does this make me a fucked up individual or

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD

this is just fucking brilliant asdfghjkl

damnthatswhatshesaid:

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

Amen.

damnthatswhatshesaid:

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

Amen.

QUESTIONS
  • 1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
  • No, because I already have the most amazing one. :3 I love you so much.
  • 2.When did your last hug take place?
  • In my boyfriend’s car.
  • 3.Are you a jealous person?
  • I can people. I don’t like feeling forgotten or replaced.
  • 4.Are you tired right now?
  • Not really.
  • 5.Do you chew on your straws?
  • Yes, but only right before I throw it away.
  • 6.Have you ever been called a tease?
  • Yuppers.
  • 7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
  • More than that even.
  • 8.Do you cry easily?
  • If I’m in that sort of mood, yes. On a normal day? No.
  • 9.What should you be doing right now?
  • Nothing! I don’t work until Tuesday! :D
  • 10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
  • I can be severely. I sleep through all sorts of alarms. Car, door, phone, fire, etc..
  • 11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
  • Been in my current one for over 8 months now. So, duh.
  • 12.Are you mad at someone right now?
  • Nah. I’m chilled currently.
  • 13.Do you believe in love?
  • Very much so.
  • 14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
  • Metal Gear Solid Silliness.
  • 15.Who was the last person you talked to?
  • Sarah
  • 16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
  • :) You bet. So many happy feels come from that amazing guy.
  • 17.Will you get married?
  • I hope to. It’s definitely something I want.
  • 18.When was the last time you smiled?
  • Right now. 
  • 19.Does anyone like you?
  • More people than I would like. I hate having to reject people.
  • 20.Do you secretly like someone?
  • No. He and anyone that matters knows who I like/love.
  • 21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
  • Probably Mom.
  • 22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  • Doug, Karissa, or Krista.
  • 23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
  • Going back to working cashier shifts since Bobby is back in Target Cafe. Haha.
  • 24.What ARE you looking forward to?
  • DISNEY WORLD! ULTRA! SO MANY THINGS!
  • 25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
  • Of course. :)
  • 26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
  • Not give a crap. 
  • 27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
  • That would be ideal…
  • 28.Are you a forgiving person?
  • Only if I feel the person is worthy. 
  • 29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
  • Hm…tough question…at least 10 for sure. 
  • 30.Do you fall for people easily?
  • Not usually, but my current boyfriend stole my heart within a few days. I’m not sure how, but I fell head over heels for him immediately. He’s just…perfect for me, honestly. 
  • 31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
  • Why yes, that appears to be the case currently. 
  • 32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
  • My fingers. Trying to get this effing super glue off me. 
  • 33.Who was the last person you drove with?
  • Doug.
  • 34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
  • Around midnight. I was watching Soul Eater.
  • 35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
  • Yes, but only into a separate place. Similar location though.
  • 36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
  • Probably myself. I was showing off my huge grin from the idea of going to Disney World.
  • 37.Can you live a day without TV?
  • Of course. 
  • 38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
  • When Karissa didn’t get home on her original plane flight.
  • 39.Three names you go by..
  • Katie, KK, Koala
  • 40.Are you currently in a relationship?
  • Yes. :)
  • 41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
  • I have no idea. xD
  • 42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
  • I do. Everyone has someone that could make them very happy.
  • 43.What’s your current problem?
  • I don’t really have any problems right now. I’m a happy camper.
  • 44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
  • Yeah, but it was for the better.
  • 45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
  • In my experience, not worth it. 
  • 46.How many kids do you want to have?
  • 2 or 3
  • 47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
  • Yes, I was going through a lot at the time and wasn’t sure what I was feeling.